me, i have a friend and she`s ca, she`s channel dont have op, #rideme that the channel

(this is a very old transcript that used to be posted at the old #asp page at veraperez.com … and yes, I am VP|tc, which means I was telecommuting that day)
SSimina: I NEED HALP
nfn8one: with?
VP|tc: spelling?
VP|tc: finding the caps lock key?
nfn8one: SSimina: what do you need help with? state your problem here
dig: halp
Subnet_: right here right now, slap it on the table
nfn8one: if i knew it was gonna be THAT kinda party i’d have put my dick in the mashed potatoes
VP|tc: halp me obi wan kanobi
Subnet_: lol
SSimina: i have a friend and she`s ca
dig: she’s a cat?
nfn8one: or canadian
nfn8one: a canadian cat?
SSimina: she`s channel dont have op
dig: works for computer associates?
SSimina: cood you hapl she?
VP|tc: she’s a channel?
dig: oh god
ActiveWRK: lol
dig: chan?
VP|tc: goddamn, thats l33t
nfn8one: dig is gonna go harass them
dig: whats the chan?
nfn8one: SSimina: dont come here asking for that kind of help
nfn8one: SSimina: send your friend to #zt or #nastrand for help
SSimina: #rideme that the channel
dig: ah.. help em nfn
dig: lol
dig: lmao
[17: 05] * nfn8one halps dig
SSimina: ok thx nfn8one
nfn8one: wait that isnt sexual is it?
dig: halp me.. im drawnin
dig: lol nfn.. you know you meant it to be sexual
nfn8one: im not touching your halp dude
VP|tc: thats too funny
dig: :)
[17: 06] *** dig is now known as dighalp
nfn8one: kinky
Subnet_: hmm i see
VP|tc: halp me, i have a friend and she`s ca, she`s channel dont have op, #rideme that the channel
SSimina: halp me pls
VP|tc: I mean goddamn, this is better than making shit up
*** Joins: rompetrol (asfd@ti211110a062-0343.dialup.online.no)
nfn8one: halp me oobioobi skadoobi
nfn8one: i have the worst middle name in the galaxy
nfn8one: what is it?
nfn8one: scooby dooby
nfn8one: your name is oobioobi scooby dooby skadoobi?
nfn8one: yes
nfn8one: i am a puppet!
nfn8one: have you guys ever watched thumb wars?
SSimina: nfn8one plsss halp me
nfn8one: SSimina i am halping you