Friday, March 18, 2011

Halp (yup, this still happens in 2011)

Coffee stationImage by pvera via Flickr* Gooch (~butt_tail@pool-96-236-196-128.pitbpa.fios.verizon.net) has joined #asp
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<Gooch> i had to write some classic asp today unfortuantely, but i couldnt get what i was trying to do to work. i wrote a query to select 13 offices then i did a loop like this
<Gooch> Do Until rs("Off").EOF
<Gooch> Response.Write(rsOff("officetxt"))
<Gooch> rsOff.MoveNext
<Gooch> Loop
<Gooch> actually the first line is wrong
<Gooch> Do Until rsOff.EOF
<@dev_null> you can't do that
<Gooch> what did i do wrong
<Gooch> i got the same office printing 13 times
<Gooch> instead of 13 different offices
<@dev_null> not since the lawsuit
<Gooch> what cant you do
<@dev_null> you can't loop like that any more
<Gooch> how do you loop then
<@dev_null> thank bill gates for that one
<Gooch> in classic asp
<Gooch> not .net
<@dev_null> you have to use the curly braces now
<@dev_null> yeah thats what I mean
<Gooch> where do you put those
<@dev_null> what version of mdac are you using?
<Gooch> im not sure
<Gooch> id have to look when i get to work
<@dev_null> find out
<Gooch> ok
<Gooch> i dont see why it wouldnt work though because this application has code in it from 10 years ago that still works
<@dev_null> yeah that is unchanged
<Gooch> you mean anyting new wont work?
<@dev_null> so anyway just find out what version of mdac you are on
<Gooch> ok
<Gooch> then what do i do
<@dev_null> then google that version of mdac and lawsait and the syntax will come up
<@dev_null> it is going to be with the curly braces
<@dev_null> its because the interpreter is different
<Gooch> where are the curly braces though
<@dev_null> i have not done any .net since the lawsuit so I am a little fuzzy in it
<Gooch> oh ok
<@dev_null> i went with lamp
<@dev_null> maybe one of these other guys will know the exact syntax
<Gooch> i'll look it up. thanks for the help
<@dev_null> but if you google your mdac version and the laswsuit it should come right up
<Gooch> ok cool
<@dev_null> glad to help
<@VP|bofh> who said tits?
<Gooch> ha
<@VP|bofh> what's he trying to do?
<@VP|bofh> don't tell me he is trying do until ... in asp
<@dev_null> yuah
<@VP|bofh> ok
<@VP|bofh> what version of the mdac?
<Gooch> im not sure of the version. i'll have to look tomorrow
<@VP|bofh> then you are not in a hurry
<@VP|bofh> had me worried for a second, we try to help people regardless of how fucked they are
<Gooch> haha
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<@VP|bofh> it does

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Happy birthday mylobean!

From someecards.com:

Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy birthday to a white person born during Black History Month.

Last we heard mylobean was trying to slow down the passage of time by preserving himself in low-grade alcohol and expensive tobacco fumes. Everyone wish him a happy birthday!

On Jimmy Wales' scare tactics as an effective fund raising tool

"The corporate jet can't fly on unicorn farts"

-- VP|bofh

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Give him a a banana

CoolGui: they are giving a canadian a gold now
VP|bofh: they are peeing on him?
Crusher_: snowboarding?
CoolGui: I don't know
CoolGui: they are inside
VP|bofh: oh, I read that as they are giving a canadian a gold shower (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia)
@Subnet: sounds about right we rock at the important events
Crusher_: ah, curling
CoolGui: I think it's the only one they won, they are just presenting it now
CoolGui: men's moguls
VP|bofh: give him a banana (http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1314/)
@Subnet: we got the gold at freestyle already
CoolGui: he's a frenchy
VP|bofh: that should counter the effects of the pee
Crusher_: oh, yeah, that was yesterday

Virus Protection v. Birth Control

<|anshark> so what else is going on
<Crusher-> a host got reinfected
<Crusher-> repeat offender, this time he is losing autorun
* You are now known as VP|bofh
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<myles> Crusher|work: do y'all run virus protection there?
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<myles> "i can't tell if i drink because she bitches or if she bitches because i drink"
<CoolGui> He told me earlier he never ran antivirus because they didn't infect him
<CoolGui> But I'm not sure if that applies to his work computer.... heh
<VP|bofh> that's sound logic
<VP|bofh> why use a condom if you have never gotten a girl pregnant before?
<CoolGui> well in his defense, I am paraphrasing

If the lawsuit is wrong, we don't want to be right

From #php:
carlsb3rg: can I use ms access with php?
+tlf: Sure, why not?
carlsb3rg: wasn't there some kind of lawsuit?
+benkillin: wtf
+benkillin: YOU FUCKING
+benkillin: YOU ARE A
+benkillin: OMG
+benkillin: A
+benkillin: TROLL
+benkillin: !~@(&*$(&@TRKJFDFKLJH
+tlf: huh?
carlsb3rg: :)

The Microsoft Lawsuit claims a victim

benkillin [b3nk@pinky.ratman.org] entered the room. (9: 49:14 PM)
benkillin: hi
benkillin: you know what
benkillin: you told me a long time ago some things couldnt be done with asp and MS access because of some sort of lawsuit
benkillin: and I actually told that it couldn't be done in a meeting for work because I was making a web app for them
benkillin: and I got fired
benkillin: so fuck you guys
benkillin left the room (+++ OK ATH OK). (9: 51:40 PM)