Thanks (I guess) to @morgajel for showing me this one.

<VP|bofh> then you are not doing bad
<VP|bofh> my problem is I have a gut
<VP|bofh> skinny legs and arms, and a gut, I don’t even have love handles
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<morgajel> VP|bofh: obviously we’re both drinking too much beer
<VP|bofh> right
<VP|bofh> I don’t touch alcohol
<morgajel> … that was the joke
<morgajel> neither do I

Why you might want to mark Amazon wish lists as private

Talk about fueling the already combustible defect-targeting humor on the channel. Way to go, K_F! (Complete list)

This is dedicated to all our friends and peers that are riding the phones today, most of them against their will. 

I would like to dedicate awesome puppy to myself, for what I just made SVN do. Oh yeah.